Recently, I have been watching repeats of the original Star Trek series on the Sci-Fi channel. On Tuesday, my family and I nestled down in front of the telly with our tea to watch Star Trek, expecting another exciting installment... Instead, we got to hear William Shatner doing an
'I-Talian' American impression for half an hour, the crowning instances being where he called Scotty 'sweetheart' and asked Bones what 'his beef' was...
What follows is a comment on that particular episode, where the team are beamed down to a Mafia-ruled planet... (drawn in copics, text added with Photofiltre).
I apologise in advance for the rubbishy humour.

They don't make TV shows like that anymore.